It's a Jungle out there

Date: 5/2005
Location: Jungle Cruise, Adventureland, Disneyland
Comments: One of the original Disneyland attractions, the Jungle Cruise begins with a Colonial outpost centered deep in Adventureland. This attraction is also home to some of the corniest jokes on the planet. Where else can you see, "...those lions protecting that sleeping zebra." The most dangerous part of your journey? "The return to civilization!" I love the details that are laid out in the line for this attraction, which include a telegraph station and a variety of maps and expidition trinkets.